letting agents!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me - can i book a veiwing of x property please

twat at letting agent - no, im sorry that ones gone

m - how about y property then?

tala - no, im sorry that ones gone too

m - z? can i look at that one?

tala - no, im afraid thats also gone, we do have a *insert description of something totally unsuitable*

m - no, i really need a,b,c, features, on the property

tala - we dont have anything like that, and havent had for ages

m - so why are xy and z still on your website

tala - oh, we only update our website twice a year

m - WTF is the point of that??????? so actualy you only advertise properties that arent to let then?

tala - no,

m - are any of the properties on your website available to veiw?

tala - not currently

m - so you do only advertise properties that arent to let then *shakes head mutters walks out of shop*