Where are you from?

Subject: Where are you from? Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:42 pm

...Because I gather most people here will either be from Luton or Bedford - Scylla and Charybidis, the two monsters of yore.

So let's get some decent rivalry going farao

Item 1:) A Hydrogen bomb was detonated in the middle of Bedford at 0900 hours this morning.

Damage is estimated to be at around fifteen pounds.

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I suspect if a bomb went off in Luton it would positively add value to the area Bleh

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:54 am

GRR WHY YOU-

Well...

Luton has a University! And gun crime is merely sporadic there Grin

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:12 pm

Hold on. Didn't Luton get the vote last year for the worst place to live? I think Letchworth got the number one position, but at least Bedford didn't come last ...!

Back to you.

(p.s Good one Em!) Grin

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:38 pm

Luton came first one year, but then the writers realised Bedford, Dunstable and Houghton Regis were right next door, and shut up pretty quick!

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Portsmouth, and it doesn't need a H-bomb to trash it. Just a screaming horde trying to lynch paediatricians and/or pedestrian crossings

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Bomb luton and Bedford....

then all the coffee shops might move to Rushden... Grin

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:58 pm

Hmm...

*plans to bomb the coffee shops, and furthermore, takes Morrissey's advice and draws up plans to use the Army to forcibly take over all the McDonaldses*

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Oh now you can keep McD's.....

But you can keep a good caffine emporium down...... Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:15 pm

No matter how much it comes back up!

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Indeed!

But back to the topic at hand...

I summon Godzilla to watlz about Luton town centre.... stopping only momentarily to stomp on the Town Hall.......

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:27 pm

Within seconds Godzilla has been mugged and stabbed by a bunch of chavs. Everyone on the high street gets free lizard burgers until the council privatise it to First Capital Connect who charge a tenner each.

What does a typical Bedfordian's address start with?

HMP :p

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Wanderlust wrote:: Within seconds Godzilla has been mugged and stabbed by a bunch of chavs. Everyone on the high street gets free lizard burgers until the council privatise it to First Capital Connect who charge a tenner each.

What does a typical Bedfordian's address start with?

HMP :p

pmsl....

and the small but quaint boutiques in Ampthill start stocking lizardskin handbags and shoes....

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:30 pm

DOUGHNUTS

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Admin wrote:: DOUGHNUTS

What?

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Emma wrote:

Admin wrote:: DOUGHNUTS

What?

Did you really want to ask that?

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:17 pm

I'm from Luton at the moment, with an eye on relocating to London.

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:07 pm

Quote :: What does a typical Bedfordian's address start with?

HMP :p

Well, I suppose Luton FC have got the right idea they want to move to Toddington Service Station! At least they can get out of Luton ... bless them - if not out of their current league!

HMP ... are you suggesting that we are all hard b*stards?! whipped

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Simon the Black Troll wrote:

Quote :: What does a typical Bedfordian's address start with?

HMP :p

Well, I suppose Luton FC have got the right idea they want to move to Toddington Service Station! At least they can get out of Luton ... bless them - if not out of their current league!

:snigger:

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:25 pm

not so fast there mr wanderlust, im from out in the sticks and not luton or bedford.

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:15 pm

Simon the Black Troll wrote:: Well, I suppose Luton FC have got the right idea they want to move to Toddington Service Station! At least they can get out of Luton ... bless them - if not out of their current league!

Luton Town FC travels up the A6

Entire town of Bedford takes several steps back Bleh

Simon the Black Troll wrote:: HMP ... are you suggesting that we are all hard b*stards?!

I'm suggesting you're all fixin' to be deported to Australia!

Demonvanity wrote:: not so fast there ms wanderlust, im from out in the sticks and not luton or bedford.

Slight correction Wink

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:17 pm

xStephanx wrote:: I'm from Luton at the moment, with an eye on relocating to London.

Jesus Mary an' Joseph, ye'll stay behind and pey yer dues, or I'll take yer potatoes away!

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:40 pm

I was born in Luton, then moved to Cambridge, then back to Bedfordshire and then I ran away from home when I was 17 and I now live in a small town in Beds between Hitchin and Bedford. Lol Ive been about a bit me haha.

Subject: Re: Where are you from? Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:55 pm

xxx-LilGothFaery-xxx wrote:: I was born in Luton, then moved to Cambridge, then back to Bedfordshire and then I ran away from home when I was 17 and I now live in a small town in Beds between Hitchin and Bedford. Lol Ive been about a bit me haha.

There is still hope, child. farao

Come back to the fold. The Dominion of Luton respects and adores her children, and always welcomes back her prodigal.

Even if they are BEDFORDIAN INFIDELS! Mad

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Wanderlust wrote:

xxx-LilGothFaery-xxx wrote:: I was born in Luton, then moved to Cambridge, then back to Bedfordshire and then I ran away from home when I was 17 and I now live in a small town in Beds between Hitchin and Bedford. Lol Ive been about a bit me haha.

There is still hope, child. farao

Come back to the fold. The Dominion of Luton respects and adores her children, and always welcomes back her prodigal.

Even if they are BEDFORDIAN INFIDELS! Mad

Do not listen to Wanderlust's forked tongue... the domain of Luton seeks not to welcome it's lost children but instead to chatise and depresses those lucky enough to escape and misfortunate enough to be return to be ensnared again.